diff --git a/gnu/local.mk b/gnu/local.mk
index f1fed73987..e4bf243201 100644
--- a/gnu/local.mk
+++ b/gnu/local.mk
@@ -1627,6 +1627,7 @@ dist_patch_DATA =						\
   %D%/packages/patches/pciutils-hurd-configure.patch		\
   %D%/packages/patches/pciutils-hurd-fix.patch			\
   %D%/packages/patches/petri-foo-0.1.87-fix-recent-file-not-exist.patch			\
+  %D%/packages/patches/php-fix-streams-copy-length.patch	\
   %D%/packages/patches/plasma-framework-fix-KF5PlasmaMacros.cmake.patch \
   %D%/packages/patches/pocketfft-cpp-prefer-preprocessor-if.patch			\
   %D%/packages/patches/pokerth-boost.patch			\
@@ -1668,8 +1669,6 @@ dist_patch_DATA =						\
   %D%/packages/patches/perl-www-curl-fix-struct-void.patch	\
   %D%/packages/patches/perl-www-curl-remove-symbol.patch	\
   %D%/packages/patches/phoronix-test-suite-fsdg.patch		\
-  %D%/packages/patches/php-bug-74093-test.patch			\
-  %D%/packages/patches/php-curl-compat.patch			\
   %D%/packages/patches/picprog-non-intel-support.patch		\
   %D%/packages/patches/pidgin-add-search-path.patch		\
   %D%/packages/patches/pinball-system-ltdl.patch		\
diff --git a/gnu/packages/patches/php-bug-74093-test.patch b/gnu/packages/patches/php-bug-74093-test.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 07b1949cef..0000000000
--- a/gnu/packages/patches/php-bug-74093-test.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,48 +0,0 @@
-From c641825c64e42627a2c9cac969b371ed532e0b57 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Ryan Sundberg <ryan@arctype.co>
-Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2021 20:12:25 -0700
-Subject: [PATCH] Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt: Fix failing test case
-
-This test case fails (on non-Windows hosts, where it is enabled) due
-to mismatching output in the error log language. This fixes the
-expectation, and also rewrites the test procedure in a more stable
-fashion.
-
-The objective of the test case is to run a program that exceeds
-the max_execution_time and verify that the process was aborted. The
-previous implementation tested this using a loop on array_intersect with
-large enough inputs to "probably" take enough time to trigger
-max_execution_time to abort it. With faster CPUs, over time this test
-can become flaky. Instead we simply spin a loop until enough
-wall clock time has passed to check our assertion.
----
- Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt | 10 +++++-----
- 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)
-
-diff --git a/Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt b/Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt
-index 7f20285805..32eb445ddc 100644
---- a/Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt
-+++ b/Zend/tests/bug74093.phpt
-@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
- --TEST--
--Bug #74093 (Maximum execution time of n+2 seconds exceed not written in error_log)
-+Bug #74093 (Maximum execution time exceeded not written in error_log)
- --SKIPIF--
- <?php
- if (getenv("SKIP_SLOW_TESTS")) die("skip slow test");
-@@ -12,9 +12,9 @@ max_execution_time=1
- hard_timeout=1
- --FILE--
- <?php
--$a1 = range(1, 1000000);
--$a2 = range(100000, 1999999);
--array_intersect($a1, $a2);
-+$start = time();
-+while (time() - $start < 5);
-+die("Failed to interrupt execution");
- ?>
- --EXPECTF--
--Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 1+1 seconds exceeded %s
-+Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 1 second exceeded in %s
---
-2.31.1
diff --git a/gnu/packages/patches/php-curl-compat.patch b/gnu/packages/patches/php-curl-compat.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 0617251194..0000000000
--- a/gnu/packages/patches/php-curl-compat.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
-Fix test result with cURL 7.83 and later.
-
-Taken from upstream:
-
-  https://github.com/php/php-src/commit/a4179e4c92b6365d39e09cb9cd63c476848013af
-
-diff --git a/ext/curl/tests/curl_basic_007.phpt b/ext/curl/tests/curl_basic_007.phpt
-index 3b53658d6a7e..3834e4674f82 100644
---- a/ext/curl/tests/curl_basic_007.phpt
-+++ b/ext/curl/tests/curl_basic_007.phpt
-@@ -20,5 +20,5 @@ curl_close($ch);
- 
- ?>
- --EXPECTF--
--string(%d) "No URL set!%w"
-+string(%d) "No URL set%A"
- int(3)
diff --git a/gnu/packages/patches/php-fix-streams-copy-length.patch b/gnu/packages/patches/php-fix-streams-copy-length.patch
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..d68f658071
--- /dev/null
+++ b/gnu/packages/patches/php-fix-streams-copy-length.patch
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+From cddcc10becb013ae498ea9c2836792f407b61678 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
+From: Julien Lepiller <julien@lepiller.eu>
+Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2023 22:55:59 +0100
+Subject: [PATCH] Fix file corruption when using copy_file_range.
+
+This patch is adapted from https://github.com/php/php-src/pull/10440.
+---
+ main/streams/streams.c | 21 +++++++++++++++++----
+ 1 file changed, 17 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)
+
+diff --git a/main/streams/streams.c b/main/streams/streams.c
+index 20029fc7..68dc76c5 100644
+--- a/main/streams/streams.c
++++ b/main/streams/streams.c
+@@ -1634,8 +1634,21 @@ PHPAPI zend_result _php_stream_copy_to_stream_ex(php_stream *src, php_stream *de
+ 		char *p;
+ 
+ 		do {
+-			size_t chunk_size = (maxlen == 0 || maxlen > PHP_STREAM_MMAP_MAX) ? PHP_STREAM_MMAP_MAX : maxlen;
+-			size_t mapped;
++            /* We must not modify maxlen here, because otherwise the file copy fallback below can fail */
++            size_t chunk_size, must_read, mapped;
++            if (maxlen == 0) {
++				/* Unlimited read */
++				must_read = chunk_size = PHP_STREAM_MMAP_MAX;
++			} else {
++				must_read = maxlen - haveread;
++				if (must_read >= PHP_STREAM_MMAP_MAX) {
++					chunk_size = PHP_STREAM_MMAP_MAX;
++				} else {
++					/* In case the length we still have to read from the file could be smaller than the file size,
++					 * chunk_size must not get bigger the size we're trying to read. */
++					chunk_size = must_read;
++				}
++			}
+ 
+ 			p = php_stream_mmap_range(src, php_stream_tell(src), chunk_size, PHP_STREAM_MAP_MODE_SHARED_READONLY, &mapped);
+ 
+@@ -1667,8 +1680,8 @@ PHPAPI zend_result _php_stream_copy_to_stream_ex(php_stream *src, php_stream *de
+ 					return SUCCESS;
+ 				}
+ 				if (maxlen != 0) {
+-					maxlen -= mapped;
+-					if (maxlen == 0) {
++					must_read -= mapped;
++					if (must_read == 0) {
+ 						return SUCCESS;
+ 					}
+ 				}
+-- 
+2.38.1
+
diff --git a/gnu/packages/php.scm b/gnu/packages/php.scm
index 645a8edee1..e0cd47b846 100644
--- a/gnu/packages/php.scm
+++ b/gnu/packages/php.scm
@@ -61,17 +61,17 @@ (define-module (gnu packages php)
 (define-public php
   (package
     (name "php")
-    (version "7.4.30")
-    (home-page "https://secure.php.net/")
+    (version "8.2.2")
+    (home-page "https://www.php.net/")
     (source (origin
               (method url-fetch)
               (uri (string-append home-page "distributions/"
                                   "php-" version ".tar.xz"))
               (sha256
                (base32
-                "03d7icwys4ikl45q3rgsxv1m3i7kfxhykpx75nn7jzn6697s6wpa"))
-              (patches (search-patches "php-bug-74093-test.patch"
-                                       "php-curl-compat.patch"))
+                "0czflx9ikxymjfgnzaifjx9kc30ww2x4063075hcifjjwqwami5x"))
+              (patches
+                (search-patches "php-fix-streams-copy-length.patch"))
               (modules '((guix build utils)))
               (snippet
                '(with-directory-excursion "ext"
@@ -83,8 +83,7 @@ (define-public php
                             ;;"bcmath/libbcmath"
                             ;;"fileinfo/libmagic" ; a patched version of libmagic
                             '("gd/libgd"
-                              "pcre/pcre2lib"
-                              "xmlrpc/libxmlrpc"))))))
+                              "pcre/pcre2lib"))))))
     (build-system gnu-build-system)
     (arguments
      `(#:configure-flags
@@ -176,12 +175,13 @@ (define-public php
              (substitute* "ext/standard/tests/streams/bug60602.phpt"
                (("'ls'") (string-append "'" (which "ls") "'")))
 
-             ,@(if (string-prefix? "arm" (or (%current-system)
-                                             (%current-target-system)))
+             ,@(if (target-arm32?)
                    ;; Drop tests known to fail on armhf.
                    '((for-each delete-file
                               (list
                                 "ext/calendar/tests/unixtojd_error1.phpt"
+                                "ext/opcache/tests/preload_006.phpt"
+                                "ext/opcache/tests/preload_011.phpt"
                                 ;; arm can be a lot slower, so a time-related test fails
                                 "ext/fileinfo/tests/cve-2014-3538-nojit.phpt"
                                 "ext/pcntl/tests/pcntl_unshare_01.phpt"
@@ -199,6 +199,13 @@ (define-public php
                                 "Zend/tests/concat_003.phpt")))
                    '())
 
+             ,@(if (target-x86-32?)
+                   ;; Drop tests known to fail on i686. 
+                   '((for-each delete-file
+                               (list
+                                "ext/dba/tests/dba_gdbm.phpt")))
+                   '())
+
              ,@(if (target-ppc64le?)
                    ;; Drop tests known to fail on powerpc64le.
                    '((for-each delete-file
@@ -272,8 +279,6 @@ (define-public php
                          ;; Some WebP related tests fail.
                          "ext/gd/tests/webp_basic.phpt"
                          "ext/gd/tests/imagecreatefromstring_webp.phpt"
-                         ;; Expected error message, but from the wrong function
-                         "ext/gd/tests/bug77269.phpt"
                          ;; TODO: Enable these when libgd is built with xpm support.
                          "ext/gd/tests/xpm2gd.phpt"
                          "ext/gd/tests/xpm2jpg.phpt"
@@ -291,6 +296,14 @@ (define-public php
                          ;; The following test fails with "The image size
                          ;; differs: expected 114x115, got 117x117".
                          "ext/gd/tests/bug79068.phpt"
+                         ;; AVIF support disabled
+                         "ext/gd/tests/avif_decode_encode.phpt"
+                         ;; Typo in expected outputs
+                         "ext/gd/tests/bug72339.phpt"
+                         "ext/gd/tests/bug77272.phpt"
+                         "ext/gd/tests/bug66356.phpt"
+                         ;; AVIF support disabled
+                         "ext/gd/tests/imagecreatefromstring_avif.phpt"
 
                          ;; XXX: These iconv tests have the expected outcome,
                          ;; but with different error messages.
@@ -310,6 +323,17 @@ (define-public php
                          ;; XXX: These test failures appear legitimate, needs investigation.
                          ;; open_basedir() restriction failure.
                          "ext/curl/tests/bug61948-unix.phpt"
+                         ;; Same error reason but error code slightly different
+                         "ext/curl/tests/curl_setopt_ssl.phpt"
+
+                         ;; Fail because there is no "root" in the build container's
+                         ;; /etc/passwd
+                         "sapi/fpm/tests/bug68591-conf-test-group.phpt"
+                         "sapi/fpm/tests/bug68591-conf-test-listen-group.phpt"
+                         "sapi/fpm/tests/bug68591-conf-test-listen-owner.phpt"
+
+                         ;; Wrong error name
+                         "ext/dba/tests/dba_gdbm_creation_matrix.phpt"
                          ;; Expects a false boolean, gets empty array from glob().
                          "ext/standard/tests/file/bug41655_1.phpt"
                          "ext/standard/tests/file/glob_variation5.phpt"
